My Soccer Experience

This year in school has been pretty fun and surprisingly I haven't had any embarrassing moments until last Thursday. My fraternity plays intramural soccer for the school and just for fun as well. My brothers asked me to come play because they were short a couple of people and they said I would be good at it because I was Hispanic and all. I laughed and I told them that I was a bad Mexican because i am terrible at soccer. They didn't believe me, so I went to go play. First off, I am terrible at soccer like said  earlier. Second, I am tremendously out of shape so I run out of breath really quickly. Lastly, the drill field is in really bad condition so it really didn't help out in what I am about to describe next. I decided to play defense because I thought that would be the least amount of running. However, I vastly underestimated how much running I would still have to do so I tired myself out relatively fast and when I went to go clear the ball out of the box I took a huge whiff, missed the ball, slipped on my  other foot, and fell to the ground on my butt. Not only did I fall hard on my but and get embarrassed but the other team scored and we lost the soccer game because of my lack of soccer prowess. Needless to say I will be the laughing stock of my fraternity for quite some time.